The Great Flood of 1894 – 6/18/2013 – 7:30pm – Our 2 Year Anniversary at The Jack London Bar!!!

May 22, 2013 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

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Please join us on June 18th, at 7:30pm for our 2nd Year Anniversary Party at The Jack London Bar! Oh, and we’ll be talking about The Great Flood of 1894 – when the Willamette flooded to an all time height – and crazy pictures such as the one above were shot all over downtown! (Yes! That’s the Skidmore fountain! Instead of being filled with Henry’s beer – it’s filled with the Willamette’s shit water! Ewwwwwwww!!!!)

It was two years ago that Terry, who runs the show at The JLB, approached The Resident Historian and said, “I Googled Danford Balch and your podcast came up. So, do you want to come down to my new/ old timey bar and talk about The Hanging Danford Balch?” (Cause Terry is IRL all geeked out on Danford Balch) And The Resident Historian responded with a resounding “Fuck Yeah!!” This seems like something we should celebrate, yeah?

We’ll post more here to let you know all about the festivities, but basically,

1) There WILL be cake, andwebFlood

2) It will all be free!!!

So mark your calendar, and be sure to join us at The Jack London Bar. Melissa The Intern is busy as I type, looking for more Kick Ass Flooded Portland photos!!

AND be sure to check out our Kick Ass Oregon History podcast on the subject which should drop soon after June 1st.

 

Take a Kick Ass Tour of some Oregon History!!

April 29, 2013 in Chatter, Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

Hey there Ass Kicker!

Did you know that we do live tours? That’s right!

 

We have  been doing a tour that is sponsored by our friends at Know Your City called “Seedy, Seemy, Sinful Portland.”  I like to call it “All of Portland’s Naughty Bits!,” and I think you get the idea.

Shanghaing, card rooms and other gambling, whores that have been dead for over a hundred years and strip clubs!! It’s a walking tour, and we are going to have a shit-ton of fun, and most likely be able to pick up an adult beverage on the way, or at least at the end of the tour! I hope you will consider joining me on this tour! (NOTE: If you came on our Double Decker Portland Bar and Brothel Tour, some of the information will be a review.)

Get tickets for the June 1st or June 29th tours here!

But Wait! There’s even more tour videos!!

We do Bus Tours too! This is a video  from a tour we did in January, and we called it the Historic Treasure & Loot Tour, and of course we spoke all about Golden Beavers. We handed out REAL LIVE Portland Treasure Maps, and had a Drunken Scavenger Hunt! Oh – and Fan Tan too! Double Decker PDX, Double Mountain Brewery and Eastside Distilling were all co-sponsors – and how happy we are to have those fine folks on our team!!! If you missed it – you can check out the video right here!

 

Event Review: 4/20/2013 History of Marijuana in Oregon Bus Tour

April 22, 2013 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

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The following review was penned by our Kick Ass Embedded Reprter (for the evening, at least), William Reagan.

What a long, strange trip its….oh whatever

At risk of stating the obvious, Portland loves it some weed. I don’t know if it’s the city’s unspoken look-the-other-way attitude toward public consumption, the favorable Northwest growing conditions, the intense horticultural focus that has led to strains that are strong enough to topple a cow, or if it’s simply the elongated stretches of gray skies that drive people to look for sunshine in a bag, but whatever the cause, that shit’s everywhere, man. It’s not even noteworthy to walk past someone openly puffing on a downtown street or stinking up the MAX with the dank smell of a fresh harvest. When I go to a house party and there isn’t a special gathering of like-minded souls on the back porch I momentarily wonder if I’m even in Portland anymore – though I’m usually brought back to reality by someone kindly whispering, “We’re gonna step upstairs for a few minutes if you care to join us.” Ahhh, home sweet home.

If you don’t smoke weed, the aforementioned Portland present-tense may make the city seem like a prime candidate as the shooting location for the next Reefer Madness, but as the kind folks at Kick-Ass Oregon History pointed out on their 4-20 Weed Tour, a strong whiff of bud wafts all through the annals of Portland’s history. Modern practitioners may hold the bong today, but it was passed to them through a smoking circle that goes back nearly a century – and based on the enthusiasm of the wonderful folks I met on this bus tour, there’s no indication that the bowl is cashed. Mrs K

After meeting for libations at The Jack London Bar (a secret gem in downtown Portland), we boarded “Sasquatch”, the amazing prison-bus-turned-party-van supplied by CascadiaCruiser.com. Imagine the Partridge Family bus had it been outfitted by the interior designers from The Doug Fir bar. It was fitting ride for this particular magical history tour. Considering the tongue-in-cheek stoner soundtrack (Foghat, Bob Marley, Creedence, Sly & The Family Stone, etc. ) blasting along with the LED laser light show flashing inside the bus, passersby might thought we were driving around in the mobile version of some 1976 teenager’s bedroom.

The tour stopped at many notable counter-culture locations around Portland, with host Doug Kenck-Crispin’s enthusiastic commentary adding insight and humor to each venue: The big drug bust in 1931 involving a disgruntled neighbor and a large urban crop of what turned out to something other than weed; the site of Timothy Leary’s first visit to Portland and the ripple effect his “tune-in, turn-on, and drop-out” advice had on the city; beers at the Barley Mill Pub, the first location of the local McMenamin’s empire and an ongoing tribute to Haight-Ashbury culture; a bit of education at Third Eye Shoppe on Hawthorne where the bus riders received a thoroughly scientific explanation of vaporizer technology. (Check out the Kick Ass Oregon History podcast for more information about the stops listed here.) The only challenge for the tour was figuring out how to keep everyone focused on the history – two by two, a few folks apparently got distracted by shiny objects and parted ways with the caravan.

Picture 007Of course, life is about the journey, not just the destinations, so there was ample time rolling around Portland with the music cranked and the windows cracked. Riders drank beers, shared stories, stared at the bright lights of the city and generally agreed that this was a splendid way to see the town we call home. Led Zeppelin and Stevie Wonder kept us all company as we drove across town to Plew’s Brews and their annual 4-20 brewfest. (Frankly, the mood and decor of this fun and funky bar makes me think their reverence for 4-20 extends well beyond one day a year.) If I understood correctly, the 4-20 brewfest was a chance for aficionados of home brewing and cannabis cultivation to come together and discuss where the Venn diagram of their lives overlap, but by this part of the tour, I had an inexplicably shorter attention span and Plew’s ice-cold pint of Tangerine Wheat absorbed all of my attention. Have you ever noticed the bubbles in wheat beers? They seem at once random and systematic. Plus…..wait, what was I talking about?

This was my first Kick Ass Oregon History bus tour, and it’s certainly not the last. I’m already in love with Portland (for much more than the reasons listed above) but getting a history-with-a-pulse tour gave me newfound appreciation for the city. Getting that tour on a kick-ass bus while drinking a beer and watching green LED polka-dots dance all over the smiling faces of strangers as Toots & The Maytals croon Pressure Drop? Far out, man. Far out.

Check out some pictures of the event on the Facebook Machine.

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The Resident Historian – all instagramy and psychadelic and shit….

Enemy Attack!!! 4/16/2013 – The Jack London Bar – 7:30pm

April 10, 2013 in Live Event, News

 

Get Some...Please join Resident Historian Doug Kenck-Crispin at The Jack London Bar on Tuesday April 16th, 2013 at 7:30pm as he discusses – “Enemy Attack!!! Oregon and Japan in World War 2.”

Between Japanese Balloon Bombs, Giant Submarines and a Bomb Dropping Float Plane, Oregon became “the only state to have had [specific bad shit] happen in World War 2″ in several different categories.

AND… as a special treat for the evening, our friend Bill Lascher is going to talk about a project he has been working on. Bill has been writing  a book about WW2 journalist Melville Jacoby, who had some truly unique experiences on the other side of the Pacific, behind Japanese lines.  It will be a rare treat to hear Bill talk about Jacoby, and we are quite excited that he will be joining us!

You too should come join us at The Jack London Bar – and as always, the event is FREE!!

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Tom McCall’s 100th B-Day Party – The “Party” Party – 3/23/2013 – The Jack London Bar – 8:00pm

March 20, 2013 in Live Event, News

A governor is a grassroots figure, a symbol of home and an image of nostalgia.

Governor Tom McCall,  September 1967

On Saturday, March 23rd, 2013, Kick Ass Oregon History is proud to be partnering with Nestucca Spit Press and Know Your City (formerly The Dill Pickle Club) to present – Tom McCall’s 100th Birthday Party – The “Party” Party! The event will be at The Jack London Bar and the doors will open at 8:00pm

As regular visitors to this site know, we are deeply immersed in All Things Tom McCall, and the complex legacy he left for Oregon. We have left the low hanging fruit, the easy, “go to” topics, for others to discuss (the bottle bill, the beach bill and land use), and instead have chosen to focus on McCall’s knotty endowments like Vortex 1, his prison reforms, and soon to come broadcasts on his hawkish support for the Vietnam War and enthusiastic clearcutting of Oregon’s forests.

There will be a proverbial shit ton of events going on about town for the Governor’s Centennial. And I am sure there will be redeeming qualities to many of them. But OUR event will be the ONLY true PARTY event – oh, and we are going to have a shit ton of history rolled up in that piece too!

So why is this Tom McCall Birthday event the one to attend? Well you should know the answer to that Dear Ass Kicker… because we know how to throw a fuckin’ party!!!

1) History talks by Resident Historian Doug Kenck-Crispin and Vortex Historian Matt Love

2) The release of the Know Your City’s Tom McCall comic, “Tom McCall & The Vortex,” and talks with Sarah Mirk and Daniel Duford.

3) Live music by Dirt Vortex!
(featuring members of Blue Skies For Black Hearts).

4) A showing of classic McCall videos. You will not want to miss those!

Annnnndddd…. Just to make the night a little more festive, we will have…

A COSTUME CONTEST – Dress like Tom McCall, or swingin’  Salem late 60′s Office Dress, or come like a Straight Up Dirty Hippie!!

PRIZES!! – Comics, Tom McCall Bumper Stickers,  A DVD of the OPB Oregon Experience Tom McCall special,  A William Joseph Gallery print of Tom McCall playing drums, A copy of the McCall biography “Fire at Eden’s Gate” signed by author Brent Walth, and I’m sure even more!

PRICE- $Only 5 at the door, and the first 25 folks in will get a FREE COMIC!!!

Remember- THIS is the Tom McCall event you will NOT want to miss. We certainly hope you’ll join us!

 

 

Kick Ass History of Marijuana in Oregon Bus Tour! 4/20/13

February 25, 2013 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

***SOLD OUT   *** SOLD OUT *** This Bus Tour is SOLD OUT***

Woah, Dude!!

Cascadia1Kick Ass Oregon History is pleased to announce another bus tour – this one examining the history of marijuana in Oregon. And we are quite proud to announce that the Cascadia Cruiser will be our chariot for the evening! April 20th, the international day of ganja smoking and celebration, will naturally be the date of the tour!

We will be beginning our evening at The Jack London Bar (underneath the the Rialto Poolroom) at 6:15pm. The Cascadia Cruiser will meet us there, and then ferry us about our fine city, visiting historic weed locations along the way. We will ALSO enjoy some complimentary adult malted beverages while on the bus – just to make sure everyone is in the chill mood, mane…

Highlights of this tour will include:

1) a visit to some serious hippie day locations. Fuckin’ Far Out, Man!

2) a free pint of dank micro-brew at Plew’s Brews in St. Johns – one of our event co-sponsors, at their 3rd Annual 420 Brewers Invitational! THIS is a Kick Ass Event, and YOU will have a front row seat!

3) Discussions about WHY weed is such a cultural phenomenon WHERE we live. Cause it is, man…

And a dime bag more of fun shit too!

All that for only $30 bucks! Less than an 8th! How do you get a ticket to this Kick Ass Tour? Just click right here, bro (and don’t fuckin’ call me bro…) *SOLD OUT*

THE FINE PRINT! No Cancellations!!! All sales are final. This is a limited number event, so if you buy a seat and cancel, some other Ass-Kicker won’t be able to come. Your sale is final! Cascadia2

YOU MUST BE 21! Bring an Oregon or other US STATE ID, or your Passport.

DO NOT DRIVE HOME! Take the bus, MAX, streetcar or a Radio cab. Have a sober friend drive you home. Do not drive!

If YOU make a mess on the bus, and we incur additional cleaning fees, YOU will be charged that full amount. By your purchase, you agree to this shit…

YOU MUST HAVE FUN! (ok – you don’t HAVE to have fun… but you should!)

NOTE: It has been asked that smoking (of any substance) is NOT an activity to be conducted on the bus. I request that you respect this request. Cause we don’t want to roll around town looking like this, do we???

Never been on one of our Bus Tours? Not sure of what to expect? Well check this video out, Dude!

Oregon’s Birthday Party!! Feb. 19th, 2013 – The Jack London Bar 7:30pm

February 19, 2013 in Live Event, News

That’s right folks! It’s Oregon’s Birthday!!!

And are WE going to have a Kick Ass Party for the young lady!!

Please join us on February 19th at The Jack London Bar at 7:30pm. Resident Historian Doug Kenck-Crispin will tell some uniquely Oregon stories that help demonstrate just how Kick Ass our state truly is! Also on the agenda for the evening:

1) Historians Finn John and Joe Streckert will be stopping by to tell a few of their favorite stories as well,OR Birthday cake

2) We will reveal the winner of our 2nd Annual Kick Ass Oregon History Diorama contest (there’s still time to enter – but so far, Troy is the man to beat!)

3) We will enjoy cake!! For FREE!!

4) AND we will be closing out the night with the viewing of an important, Oregon cinematic gem. The title is a secret – but you won’t want to miss it!

So please be sure to join us – as we are going to honor Oregon’s Birthday in a most Kick Ass Fashion. And… the whole thing is fuckin’ FREE!!! What’s yer excuse?

Treasure and Loot Kick Ass Bus Tour Video!!

February 8, 2013 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

Our friend Adam at Killer Robot Shark made this KICK ASS Video about our January 31st Treasure and Loot Double Decker Bus Tour! Check it out!!!

I want to thank everyone who joined us on the tour – and a very special thank you to our co-sponsors – Double Decker PDX, Double Mountain Brewery and Eastside Distilling. You guys do indeed Kick Ass!!!

2nd Annual Kick Ass Oregon History Diorama Contest!!!

January 2, 2013 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

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As everybody knows – Dioramas Kick Ass! Those awesome little cardboard boxes detailed with globs of glue and faded construction paper that make history just jump to life! And do you know what kinds of Dioramas Kick the most Ass? Why ones about the History of Oregon, of course!!

As we related in last year’s contest:Rajneesh #3

You made them in Mrs. Dingleberry’s 5th grade American History class. You saw them at that Crappy County Historical Society your Dad drug you to on that one summer road trip. And you envied Suzie Snotgrass’s winning science faire entry of Tranquility Base (bitch!).

NOW Vengeance can be yours, Dear Ass Kicker! www.orhstory.com is announcing our  Kick Ass Oregon History Diorama Contest!!!

 

So let’s break it down: make a diorama depicting a Kick Ass Oregon Historical event. Take some pictures. Email them to us by Oregon’s Birthday February 14th. We we announce the winner at our February 19th Stumptown Stories show at The Jack London Bar (4th and Alder, 529 SW 4th Ave Portland). Bask in fame and glory and gain a whole gang of fourth grades who HATE YOU and constantly sing-song “my diorama was better than yours” each and everytime they see you at Freddies. Oh – AAANNDD win some prizes!!

Dioramas will be judged on 4 categories, each worth 10 points (40 points total)

1) Kick Ass-ness

2) Oregon Historical Significance

3) Originality

4) Ass Kicken-ness!

AND – Earn a BONUS 5 Points by bringing your diorama to the Jack London show on February 19th at 7:30pm!

The prize? A Complimentary Guest Pass to an upcoming Kick Ass Oregon History Tour!!! AND Internet Fame AND the panache to tell Suzie Snotgrass at the 15th Reunion, “Oh shut your trap, Bitch!”

SO get to cutting and gluing! And email those pics to oregonhistorian@gmail.com (feel free to drop a few dirty ones in there too if you wish…)

Dioramas Kick Ass!!!

It’s one of those Goddamned Shanghai Tunnels!

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And the most Kick Ass Diorama of 2012, “The Wolf Creek Tavern” by Darcy and Holly!!!!

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2 Live Christmas Shows!!! 12/20 “The Hanging of Danford Balch” and 12/22 “A Nuclear Christmas!”

December 3, 2012 in Live Event, News

 

Win FREE SHIT!! Find out how YOU can win one of these AWESOME Oregon Christmas Ornaments!!!

Kick Ass Oregon History is proud to present TWO Holiday themed shows this year, and in the “spirit of the season” (gag), the themes are HANGINGS and puking out your teeth and guts from RADIATION SICKNESS!! Yay!!! No – but really, in the OTHER “spirit of the season,” we’ll be giving away cool FREE  SHIT at each of these events – find out WHAT below!

The holiday season begins for us on Thursday December 20th at 7:30pm at the Jack London Bar, Kick Ass Oregon History is proud to present The Hanging of Danford Balch – a Gift to Portland! Our Ghost Host, Andy Lindberg will be in attendance. Hear Doug Kenck-Crispin chat about the tragic tale of the first man hanged (the first hung man?) in Oregon, and why his murderous act could have resulted in the greatest gift to Portlanders. It happens to be one of our FAVORITE Oregon Tales, and we are hoping you can join us! And the show is FREE!!

Then on Saturday December 22nd at 7:00pm – It’s a Nuclear Christmas at The Mission Theater!!  We will view the film “A Day Called ‘X’” (about 1950′s Portland getting nuked!) and Stanley Kubrick’s Classic “Dr. Strangelove” while the Resident Historian discusses Civil Defense in Oregon. $6 advance (follow the link right here) or $8 at the door.

At each show, we will be raffling TWO of the awesome Oregon Christmas Ornaments to lucky attendees. They are hand made from fused glass by Becca at Wells Glass Studio on Alberta Street. We will also have some for sale for $8 each at the shows – for all you unlucky bastards who didn’t win one. In addition, we will raffle off a ticket to our Treasure & Loot Double Decker Bus Tour, so someone is bound to win something. Come to the shows!!!

Finally, you’ll wan to catch (ha! I crack myself up!) our Christmas Special podcast – “A Child’s Christmas in (Exploding) Whales.” It’s the Mash-Up of the Century (well, at least of the last week) when we take this and drop in this, and blow ‘em all up on a Florence Beach! That episode drops on December 9th, and you can get it right here.

Merry Christmas, Dear Ass Kickers! And Happy Hanukkah too, Baby!!!

 

And finally… who remembers the Christmases at Meier& Frank?