*** SOLD OUT *** THIS TOUR IS SOLD OUT***
Hey There Ass Kicker!
In THIS Tour, we are going to examine sites of Treasure and Loot in Portland. We will drive around in this eye-candy bus, sipping malted beverages, and listening as Resident Historian Doug Kenck-Crispin spins yarns of yore about secreted treasures, famous heists, and games of chance of staggering proportions!
Highlights to include:
1) visiting the specific locations of several rumored treasure caches – that are still unfound!
2) an examination of a REAL Portland Treasure map, a trip to its suspected terminus, and a copy that YOU can take home!
3) a drunken scavenger hunt! With really good prizes!
4) a chance to battle Joe “Shifty” Streckert at his famed Fan Tan Table – the most ill-reputed gaming surface in all of The North End! Ahhh… the family fortunes that have been lost by the swipe of Streckert’s bamboo stick!!
It’s all about treasure, loot and money. Oh, and drinking beers and riding around town in this sweet ass Double Decker Bus!
On January 31st, 2013 at 6:15pm, we are going to meet in The Jack London Bar (that’s right – right below the OTB!) and begin our most historic of tours. The prime historic conveyance machine, Double Decker PDX Bus (and a co-sponsor of this event!) will meet us at the bar, and then take us to several undisclosed, to be revealed on the bus, historic locations. I can tell you that there WILL be adult beverages at every location. Our last stop will be in downtown Portland, so I very much encourage everyone to take the Tri-Met to and from the tour.
What is the cost? Less than $30! That’s right – $29.75 covers the cost of the bus, the Kick Ass Historical presentations, and some pretzel sticks. Oh yes, and some beverage as well. Did I mention Double Mountain Brewery is a co-sponsor? AND Eastside Distilling will be handing out samples of Burnside Bourbon… but only if you’re good!! You will be responsible for purchasing your own beverages at the bars we stop at.
AND…. It makes a GREAT Holiday Gift!! [email us at oregonhistorian[at]gmail[dot]com and we’ll even make a nice looking gift certificate for your recipient!]
So ARE you ready to get stinking rich???? Come on this Kick Ass Treasure & Loot Tour, and you just may!!!
YOU MUST BE 21! Bring an Oregon or other US STATE ID, or your Passport.
DO NOT DRIVE HOME! Take the bus, MAX, streetcar or a Radio cab. Have a sober friend drive you home. Do not drive!
If YOU make a mess on the bus, and we incur additional cleaning fees, YOU will be charged that full amount. By your purchase, you agree to this shit…
YOU MUST HAVE FUN! (ok – you don’t HAVE to have fun… but you should!)
Cause who doesn’t want a little Golden Beaver?