Hey there Ass Kicker!

Did you know that we do live tours? That’s right!

We have  been doing a tour that is sponsored by our friends at Know Your City called “Seedy, Seemy, Sinful Portland.”  I like to call it “All of Portland’s Naughty Bits!,” and I think you get the idea.

Shanghaing, card rooms and other gambling, whores that have been dead for over a hundred years and strip clubs!! It’s a walking tour, and we are going to have a shit-ton of fun, and most likely be able to pick up an adult beverage on the way, or at least at the end of the tour! I hope you will consider joining me on this tour! (NOTE: If you came on our Double Decker Portland Bar and Brothel Tour, some of the information will be a review.)

Get tickets for the June 1st or June 29th tours here!

But Wait! There’s even more tour videos!!

We do Bus Tours too! This is a video  from a tour we did in January, and we called it the Historic Treasure & Loot Tour, and of course we spoke all about Golden Beavers. We handed out REAL LIVE Portland Treasure Maps, and had a Drunken Scavenger Hunt! Oh – and Fan Tan too! Double Decker PDX, Double Mountain Brewery and Eastside Distilling were all co-sponsors – and how happy we are to have those fine folks on our team!!! If you missed it – you can check out the video right here!