We did this Kick Ass Historic Portland Strip Club Tour a while back. And we had sooo much fun, we have decided to do it again! You can read about the tour here, and some pictures of the event are on the Facebook thingy here. NOTE: If you came on last year’s tour – this one will be the SAME TOUR.
going to enjoy some malted beverages, and were are going to witness women taking their clothes off. And we will give them money. And maybe most important of all, we are going to talk about why this transaction (money for less clothes) is so historically important, and why it is so uniquely Oregon, and why it is essential to our freedom. Our last stop will be in downtown Portland, so I very much encourage everyone to take the Tri-Met or Radio Cab to and from the tour.What is the cost? $35. That covers the cost of the bus, the Kick Ass Historical presentations, and some pretzel sticks. Oh yes, and some beverage on the bus as well. You will be responsible for purchasing your own beverages at the bars we stop at.
If that sounds like your idea of a fun and informative way to spend a Thursday night, click on the “Buy Now” button right down yonder….
If you think this sounds like a horrible time, I think you should click this link right here.
THE FINE PRINT! No Cancellations!!! All sales are final. This is a limited number event, so if you buy a seat and cancel, some other Ass-Kicker won’t be able to come. Your sale is final!
YOU MUST BE 21! Bring an Oregon or other US STATE ID, or your Passport.
DO NOT DRIVE HOME! Take the bus, MAX, streetcar or a Radio cab. Have a sober friend drive you home. Do not drive!
If YOU make a mess on the bus, and we incur additional cleaning fees, YOU will be charged that full amount. By your purchase, you agree to this shit…
YOU MUST HAVE FUN! (ok – you don’t HAVE to have fun… but you should!)
Thanks to our co-sponsor, Cascadia Cruiser, for their generous support with this tour.
