October 8, 2012 in Live Event
I rented another goddamn bus. One with Stripper Poles in it…
And I’ve been hard at work, researching and shit…
What is the cost? $35. That covers the cost of the bus, the Kick Ass Historical presentations, and some pretzel sticks. Oh yes, and some beverage on the bus as well. Oh, and the Burnside Bourbon (if you’re good). You will be responsible for purchasing your own beverages at the bars we stop at.
If that sounds like your idea of a fun and informative way to spend a Wednesday night, click on the “Buy Now” button right down yonder….
THE FINE PRINT! No Cancellations!!! All sales are final. This is a limited number event, so if you buy a seat and cancel, some other Ass-Kicker won’t be able to come. Your sale is final!
YOU MUST BE 21! Bring an Oregon or other US STATE ID, or your Passport.
DO NOT DRIVE HOME! Take the bus, MAX, streetcar or a Radio cab. Have a sober friend drive you home. Do not drive!
If YOU make a mess on the bus, and we incur additional cleaning fees, YOU will be charged that full amount. By your purchase, you agree to this shit…
YOU MUST HAVE FUN! (ok – you don’t HAVE to have fun… but you should!)