Kick Ass Oregon History Historic Strip Club Party Bus Tour 10/17/2012

October 8, 2012 in Live Event

OOOppps! I did it again!

I rented another goddamn bus. One with Stripper Poles in it…

And I’ve been hard at work, researching and shit…

As you may remember, we did a Kick Ass Oregon History Bus Tour of Historic Portland Bars and Brothels in August. You can see some pictures here.

On October 17th at 6:15pm, we are going to meet in The Jack London Bar, and begin our most Historic of Portland’s Strip Club tours. The Vegas Bus, with it’s three poles (ladies – feel free to wear your lucite stilettos) will meet us at the Jack London, and then transport us to our various, undisclosed locales about town. We are going to enjoy some malted Ninkasi beverages, and were are going to witness women taking their clothes off. And we will give them money. And maybe most important of all, we are going to talk about why this transaction (money for less clothes) is so historically important, and why it is so uniquely Oregon, and why it is essential to our freedom. Our last stop will be in downtown Portland, so I very much encourage everyone to take the Tri-Met or Radio Cab to and from the tour. AND, if you behave yourself, our friends at Eastside Distilling will send you home with a little Airporter of Burnside Bourbon!

 

What is the cost? $35. That covers the cost of the bus, the Kick Ass Historical presentations, and some pretzel sticks. Oh yes, and some beverage on the bus as well. Oh, and the Burnside Bourbon (if you’re good). You will be responsible for purchasing your own beverages at the bars we stop at.

If that sounds like your idea of a fun and informative way to spend a Wednesday night, click on the “Buy Now” button right down yonder….


Portland Historic Bar Bus Tour


If you think this sounds like a horrible time, I think you should click this link right here.

 

THE FINE PRINT! No Cancellations!!! All sales are final. This is a limited number event, so if you buy a seat and cancel, some other Ass-Kicker won’t be able to come. Your sale is final!

YOU MUST BE 21! Bring an Oregon or other US STATE ID, or your Passport.

DO NOT DRIVE HOME! Take the bus, MAX, streetcar or a Radio cab. Have a sober friend drive you home. Do not drive!

If YOU make a mess on the bus, and we incur additional cleaning fees, YOU will be charged that full amount. By your purchase, you agree to this shit…

YOU MUST HAVE FUN! (ok – you don’t HAVE to have fun… but you should!)

Hoping you’ll join us. And please, bring some singles.

 

Thanks to our co-sponsors, Alexander Limousine and Party Bus AND Eastside Distilling for their generous support with this tour.

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