THIS PAGE WILL BE UPDATED AS DETAILS DEVELOP. CHECK BACK SOON!
UPDATED!!The awesome folks of The Discovery Center are giving us the group rate of $6.50 per person!!
UPDATED 2!! Our historic The Dalles dining/drinking establishment will be Zim’s Brau Haus. The burgers are regarded as fantastic!
Hey there Ass Kickers!
So call it the New Year, call it the Holiday Spirit, call it whatever Happy Horseshit you want, but I woke up this morning (1/1/2014) and decided I’d give a little back… and I’m hoping YOU will want some of what I’m passing around!
How about a FREE Kick Ass Oregon History Bigfoot Field Trip to The Dalles! (Well, kinda free…)
On Saturday, January 18th at 10:00am, we will meet in the parking lot of The Columbia Gorge Discovery Center. They have a brand new exhibit on Bigfoot and I REALLY want to check it out! I can’t, obviously, vouch for the quality of the exhibit, but what the hell? Let’s check it out! That’s the “kinda free” part –admission to the museum is $6.50 – the “group rate,” vs. the $9.00 normal admission charge. You gots to pay the $6.50. The Discovery Center is a very cool museum, even without a Bigfoot exhibit, so you may want to spend a little time checking it out as well.
At about 11:30, we will then leave the museum and visit a nearby trailer park (I’m not shitting you) where a Bigfoot was reported to have made a visit. Resident Historian Doug Kenck-Crispin will give you the straight shit, mainly his interpretation on the History of Bigfoots in Oregon, and about the area around The Dalles specifically, which was a hot bed of Sasquatch activity in the 1970’s. This is the free part – A FREE Bigfoot Tour!
Then we will head into The Dalles proper, and have a burger and a beer at Zim’s Brau Haus (You gots to pay for that too). Afterwards, we will visit a few sites in the town, and just kind of take in The Dalles, a true Oregon Treasure!
So – you have to get to The Dalles on your own – this is not a bus tour. And we will have a little driving between locations. Like the crazy banner says, this info will update regularly as we work out the details, so check back soon! And I hope to see YOU, Dear Ass Kicker, in The Dalles on January 18th. Cause Bigfoots is about as Oregon as it gets!!