At orhistory.com, we are sooooo fuckin’ cool, that we use WordPress to thrust ourselves out into those interwebs. And one of the cool admin features of the WordPress is that we can see what terms people type into various search engines to find our humble little site. Each and every day, the inter-elves that crank the WordPress machine put the info out on a neat little table for us. Really slicker than snot. Here is a recent example.
I like to look at this feature now and again, because I am curious about how real live people find our little site. And let me say right now – a shit-ton of you are a bunch of dirty little fuckers, and you deserve that spanking you are so desperately seeking!
I have complied a list of some of my favorite search terms that directed people to our site. This is an organic list, and as the sickness grows, I will be sure to update it.
Of course, it is quite logical that there are many permutations of “www.orhistory.com” or “Kick Ass Oregon History” such as:
bad ass oregon history
orhistory.come it’s a bitch to get off of that hotel comforter…
cultural significance of kick-ass
kick ass oregon ass OMG I LOVE this one! “Daaammmnnn Baby! That’s one fine Kick Ass Oregon Ass…”
And then just “ass.” Oh, and “buses.” And then combining… oh, fuck.. nevermind…
the bus in the ass
bar in ass
double decker in the ass are you fucking kidding me?
ass short movies
big butt short movie
big ass short movie
doubld in ass in bus you sick fuck…
3 digs in the ass I have no idea what this is, but I think you’re a sick fuck too!
built a house up on that ass, that’s an ass… Yes. A real search. I shit you negatory…
boobies asses bouncing People really say “boobies?”
double-headed dildo ass to ass fuck Wow, Dude. That brought you to OUR site?!?
ass-to-ass two-headed dildo competition Mildly curious as to what the “winner” would “win.” Mildly…
history of butt fucking Huh. Sounds almost scholarly.
ass fucking on archives ass ton So Rad!! It’s like history, but butt sex too! You Kick Ass, weirdo!
black girls with big butt shaking therebooty andhaving sex Speechless! Fucking speechless!
Being known as “The DB Cooper Dudes,” some of these seem quite natural…
kick ass cooper hells yes!!
db cooper nigga Fuck yes!!!
db ass Ok… I’m cool with it…
ass+db Umm, sure, why not…
ass db.com Is this a site? Like youarenotok.net?
db ass 2012 uhhhh….
db cooper cake Fuck Yes!!! I LOVE cake!! AND DBCoopers!
You. Sick. Little. Puppies. Apparently with opium…
white women opium dens sex
images of naked beautiful women smoking opium
pictures of white women smoking opium
dominated white wives sex stories Oh you ARE a pervert!!
females in portland looking for slave You DESERVE that spanking you sick little bastard!!! ON YOUR KNEES!!!
how much interracial sex went on during slavery Interesting. Why are you HERE?
Strippers!! And breast milk pumps…
lactating stripper portland or
ladies asses in Oregon Yes!!!
boobie watching at strip joints As opposed to a sporting event on the television at the strip joint? Indubitably…
strip clubs and boobies They usually are inclusive, yeah? Unless we’re talking the Silverado, I guess…
photo of a bigfoot shaking its butt Oh HELLS Yes!!! And fuckin’ Hot Too!!!
And then just random weirdness…
conjugal visit meme
stoned wolf tales
golden wolf fuck Is that a verb or a noun?
the 70s that’s how we rolled OMG! You are like my superhero!!!
slick rick criminal history
oh ladi dadi, we like to party, we don’t won’t no trouble, we don’t hurt nobody
well la di fuckin da
has snoop dogg had chickenpox
japanese synthetic fiber hair 6 feet long Yeah, I have no idea… but I bet you’re a fuckin’ sickie too!!!
what maze book featured a maze involving d.b. cooper’s treasure and bigfoot I have no fucking idea, dude. But i’m glad you found us!
melissa fucking around at a bar Melissa The Intern!!! Woooo-Hoooo!!!
www.sept. 2012 fuck pics Is a “fuck pic” ever a “selfie?”
funny white wives fuck pictures Huh. These pictures are “funny?” I’m intrigued…
wet panties podcast No dude… you find those on pdxsucks.com
milf wet panties Oh you sick little fucker, you…
hot polish milf Like on nails, or from Poland? Is this a thing?
ass milf cougar
milf courger printerest Is this a thing IRL anyhow?
spanked milf pinterest I think I’d pin that shit. No, I certainly would…
kick ass milf The ones in the Salem trailer parks are THE BESTEST!
lactating wife The BEST kind of wife!
her toes is crisping during ass fuck Just not sure what to do with that one…
drunk women trough urinal Ok then…
oldest dildo writer portland ore
oregon you beautiful fucking state
oregon tourism for weed Far Out, Man…
2 strikes kiss ass find out what a 3rd gets you
And I promise to add more!