“One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” 50th Anniversary Party – 9/16/2012, Mississippi Studios, 7:30pm

August 27, 2012 in Live Event, News

*UPDATED* SEE some photos from the event RIGHT HERE.

So we are going to have this big fuckin’ party, celebrating one of the greatest Oregon novels ever…

In 1960 or so, Ken Kesey was volunteering to take hallucinogenic, psycho-active drugs while working the night shift at Menlo Park Veterans Hospital. He would talk to the mentally ill, and drop acid, and write. Kesey began to play with themes of sanity and insanity, society and the fringes, The Combine and non-conformity. He set his novel in the Oregon State Hospital in Salem, and the narrator was a Native American from Celilo, who’s life was irreversibly changed with the damming of the Columbia River at The Dalles.

Fifty years ago this novel was published. Oregon is an inseparable component of this selection. So on the eve of what would have been Ken Kesey’s 77th Birthday, we are going to have one big fuckin’ party!

The party, co-hosted by Kick Ass Oregon History and Matt Love’s Nestucca Spit Press will be at Mississippi Studios on Sunday, September 16th at 7:30pm (doors at 7:00). The ticket price is $8.00, but you can purchase advance tickets for only $6.00 here. We will have readings from the book, Matt Love and our own Ribald Resident Historian, Doug Kenck-Crispin will speak about the novel and the hospital where the tale is set, and we will have live music from 1939 Ensemble, who has prepared a special set specifically for the festivities. There is going to be a trivia contest, with some fab prizes, including the Grand Daddy Prize of Them All, a free night in the new Kesey room at the Sylvia Beach Hotel. AND to finish off the evening, after everyone has had a share of adult beverages, Matt Love will lead us in a classroom debate worthy of your senior year American Lit class!

Sure – you’ve seen the movie. The 1976 “Big Five” Academy Award winning feature. And in no way are we attempting to disparage the production. But when’s the last time you read the fuckin’ book? It’s fantastic! Truly a literary masterpiece, AND the film leaves SO MUCH of the “Oregon-ness” found in the novel on the cutting room floor! If you’ve read it – it’s time to re-visit. And if you HAVEN’T read it, go get a copy (and we are going to be handing a shit-ton of the books away at the event – for free!).

There is no disputing the fact that the publication of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” helped to highlight the sad state of affairs that patients lived with, day after day, in state mental institutions across the United States. But even more important to us at orhistory.com is the fact that the novel was placed in Oregon, and it’s tales helped attract much needed attention to our own tragic and sad institutions. “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”  can be seen as a lighting rod for the care of Oregon’s mentally ill.

In order to get you ready to go for the show, Kick Ass Oregon History will feature TWO podcasts on occurrences at the Oregon State Hospital. The first is actually the second podcast we ever broadcast, the Case of the Poisoned Eggs!!!. The second will appear right after the Labor Day Holiday, and it will talk about two other horrific events that have come to be icons for the sad state of affairs at the Oregon State Hospital. You will find that mellow-harshing podcast here.

So get a copy of  “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.” Read it. And if you have a copy of the book, bring it with you to the show! Listen to our podcasts. Buy a ticket. And come on down and help us celebrate perhaps the greatest novel of Oregon’s tragic past. And let’s do a celebratory Kesey Birthday toast too!!! This is THE EVENT to attend on September 16th. We truly hope you will join us!

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The Pride of a Local Historian, Strip Clubs & Boobies; OR Why Dildo Shows Represent True Oregon Freedom

August 22, 2012 in News

I have a long history with strip clubs in Portland.

I think this relationship may have started when I was 15 or so. Even though I lived in North Portland, I did not attend Roosevelt High School. I had been hanging with a kinda rough crowd, and my parents decided that the Home of the Roughriders would not offer the best educational opportunities for me, so I chose to attend Lincoln High School, in downtown Portland. Every day I would ride TriMet downtown, and back home. Every fucking day.

Every afternoon, rain or shine or occasional snow,  I would walk down Salmon street, to catch my bus at the Red Fish stop at 6th. I would walk past the Carriage Room strip club, and every day I would hope that the door would be open. As a typical 15 year old, compulsive masturbater, I would almost pray to get a quick peek at some bare breasts, or if God was really looking down on me, maybe an ass shot or the briefest view of a  vajayjay. But alas, the Gods were not with me – as many times as that black door was propped open, cigarette smoke and the smell of age and booze and cashed pensioner’s checks spilling out across the sidewalk, I never saw a glimpse of naked femininity. Never. Four years. Every day – every fucking day I walked past that establishment, and the secrets of the Carriage Room were to forever be hidden from my teen eyes. The place was torn down in 1988, just a few years before I was to turn 21. They called it “progress,” bitches…

It was not until my 21st Birthday that I was able to attend these palaces of sin and naked women. I do not remember much from the evening, but I do recall visiting The Calico Cat on Sandy, and The Sandy Jug a little further up the road.

Remember when dancers weren’t afraid of some bush? When vaginas were hairy, and that was OK?  The boobies weren’t stuffed full of filler -  they were big or they were small – they just were… as [fill in your chosen deity] had intended. When a Suicide Girl had not yet been invented (not that we don’t love those ladies) and lucite 7″ heels were as technologically inconceivable as a goddamn computer phone Star Trek Thingy in your skinny jean pocket. It was a more natural experience. Less fake. It was more this than that. It was still a male constructed environment, and one entirely based on fantasy, and I will not argue that there was not exploitation involved, but it at least felt less contrived that the clubs of today (I’m looking at you, The Dolphin).

The stories the Resident Historian could tell… there ALWAYS seemed to be a drug deal going down at Magic Gardens, Dennis Rodman at the Acropolis, afternoon celebratory beers for a well done business deal at The Dancing Bare, and early morning pager beep-beep-beeps about the lactating stripper selling shots of Mama’s Milk for $20 a pop at the Calico (stealing milk from the baby!). So many of my early to mid 1990′s imprinted fun times had occurred at Portland Strip Clubs; and I know that a generation or two of P-Town men had also shared my fond recollections of good times and parting with their hard-earned Washingtons.

So you can understand my extreme joy, followed by humbling moments, when I discovered I had been featured on Mary’s Club’s Facebook page. Crazy, absolutely crazy. Truly, and I am not saying this as hyperbole, but truly one of my proudest moments as a professional historian.

In addition to my proclivity to reminisce as I give naked women singles, I am of the view that Strip Clubs represent the pinnacle of our freedom in Oregon.

Examine: In 1998, in the Angels  strip club in Roseburg [you know we fucking love Roseburg, right?], an undercover cop paid a stripper $100 for a live sex show. The lady obliged, and took some of her fingers, a dildo, and her vagina, and went to work. The club owner, Charles Ciancanelli, was arrested. The owner got pissed, and started a process that saw the case going all the way to the Oregon Supreme Court.

Was that combination of dildo and fingers and vagina obscene to the citizens of Mighty Roseburg? Probably a resounding “Hells Yes!” But that is exactly why the dildo show needs to be protected as free speech! The Oregon State Constitution’s free-expression provision, found in Article 1, Section 8, is even more expansive than the First Amendment of our Federal Constitution.  The Oregon Constitution states that “No law shall be passed restraining the free expression of opinion, or restricting the right to speak, write, or print freely on any subject whatever…” A dildo show being conducted at a Roseburg strip club IS a form of free expression, yo!

The Oregon Supreme Court decision of 2005 demonstrated that the founders of our state clearly meant for this free-expression provision to include unpopular forms of expression. Portland attorney Roy Pulvers at the time commented that “I don’t think it merely reaffirms the Oregon court’s historic interpretation of free speech, I think it strengthens it.” As Justice Michael Gillette wrote, the idea of broad free speech rights “held particular appeal for the Americans participating in the great westward movement, who often had moved west to avoid the constraints of settled society and tended to place an especially high value on individual liberty.” And apparently, Lap Dances too.  And dildo shows! So not only is enjoying a dollar dance at The Dolphin an expression of the appreciation for free speech in Oregon, it is also a celebration of that western individuality, and you can get cheap steaks to boot!

Of course, I would be remiss if I didn’t attempt to draw your attention to our upcoming Party Bus Tour of Portland’s Historic Strip Clubs.  Join me, as we remember the strip clubs of yesteryear, and let’s celebrate our unique ability to enjoy the expression of unpopular forms of free speech – and we’ll give those ladies lots of dollars too!

 

Sources:

“Regulating ‘Obscenity’ in Oregon,” The Oregonian, November 4, 2002, pg. C06

Editorial: “Dancing to the same tune,” The Oregonian, October 1, 2005, pg. B06

Ashbel S. Green, “Oregon justices defeat attempts to limit sex shows,” The Oregonian, September 30, 2005, pg. A01

And you can find a GREAT history of Mary’s Club on their website here.

 

Some ads from The Oregonian, form the late 60′s, early 70′s. They would be displayed by the “Movies” section.

Shanghaied in Portland!! (or: The Shanghai Tunnels Are Bullshit!)

August 21, 2012 in Live Event, News

As you have come to expect from this site, Kick Ass Oregon History delivers you the straight shit. In addition, we like to cover the exciting stories of Oregon’s past. So it was with a shit-ton of anticipation and frankly, excitement, that we began the researching and writing process to thoroughly cover our next topic… “Shanghaied in Portland!!” Which was a thing. And of course, we looked into these “Shanghai Tunnels…” which I really don’t think were a thing.

Now let’s back that ass up a little bit. As you have most likely heard, there are these passageways and basements that connect together and some random old urinal run-off paths under Old Town bars and restaurants– absolutely. I’ve been in them, and had a great, fun time as a participant on one of those “Shanghai Tunnel” tours – and if you HAVEN’T been on one of these trips, you are missing out!. These subterranean passageways were used to ferry goods back and forth from the river, they were used to access the sewer that dumped Portland’s shit into the river, and the Chinese certainly used them for their labyrinthine access and escape passages to and from their opium dens and Fan-Tan parlours [if you want to know more about that exciting topic, check out our podcasts Chinatown here, here, here & here].

But there just doesn’t seem to be much evidence to support these yarns that state that these “Tunnels” were designed specifically to secretly transport drunken and drugged men to ship captains who paid “blood money” to the crimps (or shanghaiers). And let’s not even address with the whole creepy holding cells in the basements thing. Please, don’t…

Now if you are asking if “Shanghaiing” was a thing, I am whole heartedly telling you “Oh Hell Yes It Was!” We have a ton of documentary evidence to back those age-old stories up. Wellllll, ok, maybe not some of the REALLY crazy, super out there stories (“undertaker’s dope,” anyone?). But Larry Sullivan, Jim Turk and Bunco Kelly (pictured below) absolutely prowled the sailor boarding houses, the saloons and bordellos looking for drunken and unsuspecting men to essentially sell into indentured servitude to ship captains awaiting n the shit-filled Willamette. And when they couldn’t convince, they absolutely used the leather sap, or a back-in-the-day version of a roofie to help fill their orders for sailors. Some of the classic stories from Portland’s past involve these malicious and malevolent men (and a woman crimp in Astoria!), and they certainly deserve a proper treatment.

Our tactics for our telling of the topic follows: On or about August 1st, we will unveil our first podcast on the subject, “Shanghaied in Portland!!” The second will drop around the 15th, and it will primarily concern these “Tunnels,” some of the more outlandish stories, and why they just don’t add up.

In the meantime, here is a little teaser (cause you sinful, debauch Portland people need a little Churchin’).

And to top it all off, we will have a Live Show for “Shanghaied In Portland!!” at The Jack London Bar on August 21st at 7:30pm. We are down at The Jack London Bar (really the home of Kick Ass Oregon History) the third Tuesday of every month, and we hope you can join us for this very special event!

If you would like to READ about the crimping and shanghaiing scene in Portland, check out Finn John’s book Wicked Portland; The Wild and Lusty Underworld of a Frontier Seaport Town. There is a great chapter in his book on this nefarious business. We interview Finn in the podcasts, and we are appreciative of the insight he shared with us.

KAOH5.3: Shanghaied in Portland Part 2- The Bullshittening

August 15, 2012 in Kick Ass Oregon History Podcast, Welcome Page Slideshow

In which we learn that just beneath Portland’s surface lies a world of, well, lies. Until you prove otherwise!

Featuring historians Finn John and Barney Blalock.

And be sure to come see our LIVE Event: Shanghaied in Portland!! at The Jack London Bar on Tuesday, 8/21/2012 at 7:30pm.

Part 1 of the two part series can be found here.

KAOH 5.2: Shanghaied in Portland!!

August 4, 2012 in Kick Ass Oregon History Podcast, Welcome Page Slideshow

In which we learn that if you wanted to live the life of the sea, rather unexpectedly, Portland was THE place to fall asleep.

Featuring an interview with Wicked Portland author Finn John.

Event Review – KAORHST Historic Portland Bar and Brothel Double Decker Bus Tour

August 2, 2012 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

What a night last night was!!

As you know, we offered a Kick Ass Oregon History Double Decker Bus Tour of Portland’s Historic Bars and Brothels. 26 Ass Kickers (a literal “who’s who” of Portland History Geekery) met us at The Jack London Bar (who was so awesome to open up just for us!!!) for an evening of drinking and debauchery. Oh, and learning shit about Portland too. It was a great event, and was made possible through the help of Double Decker PDX and Ninkasi Brewing. Joe Streckert and Finn John were guest lecturers, and of course, The Resident Historian led the production and kept everyone in line. Well, kind of…

After meeting at The Jack London Bar, “Mrs. K” with her trusty ruler in hand, efficiently escorted the group onto our Double Layered Chariot of Sin. Think Hot For Teacher, but in the most MILF-y, Cougar-ish, Substitute US History Teacher That You Ever Had kinda way. Yeah… this shit wouldn’t fly at Jesuit…

We visited a few “Ghost Bars,” – or saloons that are no longer there due to, in most cases, “progress.” We enjoyed some Ninkasi beers and heard stories and yarns of the Snug Harbor Saloon, the Oro Fino, and Erickson’s Saloon as we sat on the Double Decker Bus outside these locations. We then ventured to “real bars” and enjoyed beverages and tales of yore at Kelly’s Olympian, The White Eagle and The Lotus Cardroom and Cafe.

Needless to say, with a bunch of free beer and some purchased liquor drinks, a real party erupted on the bus. Mrs. K had to whip out that ruler a few times, but the Ass Kickers, for the most part, stayed in line.

Highlights:

  • The Gutter Punks in front of Cameron’s cheering on the bus.
  • The “pressed ham special” at that one pizza place in the North End.
  • Body shots on the bus. Yeah, it was that kind of party.
  • Mrs. K providing discipline and smacking random butts with her ruler.
  • Dave Knows running after the bus through Old Town after his “I gotta pee so bad” unplanned disembark. (cause when you gots to go, you gots to go…)

 

I want to thank all the bars we attended, but especially The Jack London Bar for “hosting” us for the evening. I also very much want to thank Double Decker PDX for conveying us from place to place on our journey of debauchery. If you EVER need a fun and extremely memorable way to get from Point A to Point B, do not hesitate to give them a call. Top notch customer service, all the way – something that is often forgotten in this town.

Here are a few pictures. You can check out some more on the Facebook Machine right here.

NOW – ABOUT OUR NEXT TRIP… We are planning on organizing another Kick Ass Oregon History Historic Bus Trip. We will announce the deets to members of our email list FIRST. How do you get on that list? Why just fill out the info here. And what will this Epic Second Trip cover? I don’t want to spill all the beans, but these three words pretty much encapsulate it.

Bus. Beer. Boobies.

All of which makes Donald very, VERY happy…

See how happy Donald is? I think he is already looking for some singles…

Some Historical Minded Folks Reflecting On Some Heavy Historical Shit. “Hmmmm…”

Drink, dammit, Drink! That Bus is coming soon!

Look out Steve! Mrs. K has her ruler!!