This is Real People! Bigfoot is Coming in June…

May 28, 2012 in News, Welcome Page Slideshow

Last week researchers from Oxford University and the Lausanne Museum of Zoology announced that they are seeking genetic materials (such as hair, skin, and blood samples) claimed to be of unknown animals such as Bigfoot. The goal of the Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Hominid Project is to catalogue and identify new species, including those long believed to be mythical.

Despite the publicity that the new project is garnering, this is far from the first time that alleged Bigfoot samples have been subjected to scientific testing.

In 2008, for example, the TV show “Destination Truth” recovered what was claimed to be a hair of a Yeti (formerly known as the Abominable Snowman). An analysis reportedly came back indicating that the sample contained “an unknown DNA sequence,” though the full report was not made public and the results were never published in a journal — as would be expected with a legitimate scientific discovery.

Then there was the strange case of a finger long claimed to be from a Yeti, once held in a monastery in Nepal which was examined by researchers at the Edinburgh Zoo last year. DNA testing solved the decades-old mystery and debunked the Yeti finger; it was actually human, probably from a monk.

For over a year Bigfoot buffs have followed the saga of Dr. Melba Ketchum, a veterinarian who claims to have definitive evidence of Bigfoot DNA. Ketchum says that her research will be published in a peer-reviewed scientific journal any time now, and has released virtually no information about her allegedly world-shaking findings, reminding those who question her that “until it is published, I cannot discuss our data at all.”

Last week in a May 18 Facebook post, Ketchum once again promised that definitive Bigfoot DNA results would be published soon, and “that all is well and things are happening as expected.”

‘Unknown’ and ‘Unidentified’

The most compelling evidence for Bigfoot would be DNA analyses, since they are scientific and theoretically definitive. However answers are not always possible; “unknown” or “unidentified” results do not mean “Bigfoot.”

There are many reasons why a given hair or DNA sample might come back unknown, including that it was contaminated or too degraded by environmental conditions. Or it could simply mean that the animal it came from was not among the reference samples that the laboratory used for comparison. We have no reference sample of Bigfoot DNA to compare it to, so by definition there cannot be a “conclusive match.

In his book Big Footprints (Johnson Books, 1992), veteran researcher Grover Krantz discussed alleged Bigfoot hair, feces, skin scrapings, and blood: “The usual fate of these items is that they either receive no scientific study, or else the documentation of that study is either lost or unobtainable. In most cases where competent analyses have been made, the material turned out to be bogus or else no determination could be made.”

Indeed, twenty years later, the situation remains the same. When a definite conclusion has been reached through scientific analysis, the samples have invariably turned out to have prosaic sources — “Bigfoot hair” turns out to be elk, bear, or cow hair, for example, or “Bigfoot blood” is revealed to be a car’s transmission fluid.

Krantz gave one typical example: “A large amount of what looks like hair has been recovered from several places in the Blue Mountains since 1987. Samples of this were examined by many supposed experts ranging from the FBI to barbers. Most of these called it human, the Redkin Company found significant differences from human hair, but the Japan Hair Medical Science Lab declared it a synthetic fiber.

A scientist at [Washington State] University first called it synthetic, then looked more closely and decided it was real hair of an unknown type… However final confirmation came when E.B. Winn, a pharmaceutical businessman from Switzerland had a sample tested in Europe. The fiber was positively identified as artificial and its exact composition was determined: it is a product known commercially as Dynel, which is often used as imitation hair.”

The lesson? Even many of the world’s top experts got it wrong; it was not human nor “unknown” but instead a synthetic fiber. Hair testing is far less of an exact science than genetics testing, and the fact that some alleged Bigfoot hairs remain “unidentified” is hardly surprising—and certainly not mysterious.

For decades Bigfoot research has been plagued by false promises of definitive, earthshaking proof of Bigfoot — most of it creates plenty of publicity and hype but no real results. Hopefully efforts by researchers like the Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Hominid Project and Melba Ketchum will be successful. However they are only the latest in a long line of claimants — all of whom have all failed so far. Can they back up their claims with solid scientific evidence, or will they join the ignominious legions of hoaxers and sincere-but-deluded researchers?

Time will tell.

Photo: Getty Images

Kick Ass Oregon History Portland Bar Double Decker Bus Tour

May 23, 2012 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

 

**** SOLD OUT! **** This Event is SOLD OUT!****

So we got this idea one night…

What if we did a tour of Historic Portland Bars? We could rent an eye-candy historic bus, drive to these most historic of pubs and saloons, and The Resident Historian and some of his historically informed friends would talk about historic shit that happened along the way. And then we would get out at bars, and we could talk some more about all the bad shit that went down at these rathskellers. And we would drink at them.

So that’s what we are gong to do!

On August 1st at 6:15pm, we are going to meet in The Jack London Bar, and begin our most historic of tours. The prime historic conveyance machine, Double Decker PDX Bus (and a co-sponsor of this event!) will meet us at the bar, and then take us to several undisclosed, to be revealed on the bus, historic locations. I can tell you that there WILL be adult beverages at every location, and several of them WERE whorehouses. Our last stop will be in downtown Portland, so I very much encourage everyone to take the Tri-Met to and from the tour.

What is the cost? $25. That covers the cost of the bus, the Kick Ass Historical presentations, and some pretzel sticks.  Oh yes, and some beverage as well. Did I mention Ninkasi Brewing is a co-sponsor? You will be responsible for purchasing your own beverages at the bars we stop at.

Learn about: Shanghai-ing! (maybe a little bit more than you wanted to know…)

Our two Guest Historians will address the subject; Finn John and Joe Streckert!

Learn about: the crazy individuals who made this city great, and maybe even more importantly, made it fucking Weird!

Learn about: the longest bar in the world! (well, ok – maybe not – but it was over 600 feet long…), that also boasted a buffet with getost, and at special times of the year, crocks brimming with lutefisk! Yum!

Learn about: some famous Portland whores, and the “haunts” their ghosts now hang at.

THE FINE PRINT! No Cancellations!!! All sales are final. This is a limited number event, so if you buy a seat and cancel, some other Ass-Kicker won’t be able to come. Your sale is final!  

YOU MUST BE 21! Bring an Oregon or other US STATE ID, or your Passport.

DO NOT DRIVE HOME! Take the bus, MAX, streetcar or a Radio cab. Have a sober friend drive you home. Do not drive!

If YOU make a mess on the bus, and we incur additional cleaning fees, YOU will be charged that full amount. By your purchase, you agree to this shit…

YOU MUST HAVE FUN! (ok – you don’t HAVE to have fun… but you should!)

 

 

 

this tour is brought to you by ORHistory LLC 

We’re Not The Only Folks With Bigfeets On The Brain

May 23, 2012 in News, Welcome Page Slideshow

Bigfoot and Yeti DNA Study Gets Serious
Discovery.com
May 24, 2012

  • Scientists have requested that cryptozoologists send them material supposedly from cryptic species.
  • They plan to conduct genetic analysis of the material.
  • The call is a challenge to those who claim that science simply rejects such claims.

A new university-backed project aims to investigate cryptic species such as the yeti whose existence is unproven, through genetic testing.

Researchers from Oxford University and the Lausanne Museum of Zoology are asking anyone with a collection of cryptozoological material to submit descriptions of it. The researchers will then ask for hair and other samples for genetic identification.

“I’m challenging and inviting the cryptozoologists to come up with the evidence instead of complaining that science is rejecting what they have to say,” said geneticist Bryan Sykes of the University of Oxford.

While Sykes doesn’t expect to find solid evidence of a yeti or Bigfoot monster, he says he is keeping an open mind and hopes to identify perhaps 20 of the suspect samples. Along the way, he’d be happy if he found some unknown species. (Rumor or Reality: The Creatures of Cryptozoology)

“It would be wonderful if one or more turned out to be species we don’t know about, maybe primates, maybe even collateral hominids,” Sykes told LiveScience. Such hominids would include Neanderthals or Denosivans, a mysterious hominin species that lived in Siberia 40,000 years ago.

“That would be the optimal outcome,” Sykes said.

The project is called the Oxford-Lausanne Collateral Hominid Project. It is being led by Sykes and Michel Sartori of the zoology museum.

Origin of a Legend

The story of a big hairy monster of the Himalayas stomped into popular culture in 1951, when British mountaineer Eric Shipton returned from a Mount Everest expedition with photographs of giant footprints in the snow.

The cryptic creature goes by many names in many places: yeti or migoi in the Himalayas, Bigfoot or sasquatch in the United States and Canada, respectively; almasty in the Caucasus Mountains; orag pendek in Sumatra. (Infographic: Tracking Belief in Bigfoot)

And while reports of such creatures have abounded around the world since then, there is no real proof they exist; the reports inevitably turn out to be of a civet, bear or other known beast.

Yeti hairs

Sykes doesn’t want to start receiving loads of skin, hair and other samples haphazardly, so he is asking people to send detailed descriptions of their “yeti” samples.

Once he and his colleagues have looked over the details — including physical descriptions of the sample (even photographs), its origin and ideas about the likely species it belongs to — they will send a sampling kit for those that are deemed suitable for study.

“As an academic I have certain reservations about entering this field, but I think using genetic analysis is entirely objective; it can’t be falsified,” Sykes said. “So I don’t have to put myself into the position of either believing or disbelieving these creatures.”

One theory about the yeti is that it belongs to small relic populations of other hominids, such as Neanderthals or Denisovans. While Sykes said this idea is unlikely to be proven true, “if you don’t look, you won’t find it.”

The collection phase of the project will run through September, with genetic testing following that through November. After that, Sykes said, they will write up the results for publication in a peer-reviewed scientific journal; this would be the first such publication of cryptozoology results, he said.

“Several things I’ve done in my career have seemed impossible and stupid when contemplated, but have impressive results,” Sykes said. When he set out to find DNA from ancient human remains, for instance, he thought, “It’s never going to work.” It did, and he published the first report of DNA from ancient human bones in the journal Nature in 1989.

Read the article at discovery.com.

June is BigFoot Month at orhistory.com

May 21, 2012 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

And I’m gonna tell you Ass Kickers all about it…

 

Now THAT's some 70's BigFoot-age!

First, on June 1st, we will roll out our first of two “BigFoots in Oregon” podcasts, where we explore the history of the sightings of this elusive beast in The Beaver State. The second episode appears through the mists of the Cascades on June 15th, where you, Dear Ass-Kicker, will get a chance to come along into the wilds of Oregon with the orhistory.com Investigative Team Sasquatch. You will join us (in an auditory fashion) as we head to the woods, and deploy proven methods to attract this elusive primate. This episode is not to be missed.

June 19th finds us at The Jack London Bar, at 7:30pm, where we will talk about many of the peculiarities of this unusual case. We will be joined by several biologists who have looked into these incidents as well, and can provide us with a zoological perspective. Oh, and we’ll have cake! June ALSO happens to be the 1st Anniversary of Kick Ass Oregon History at The Jack London Bar. [Anniversary might be too legitimate of a term. What do you call a first year milestone with your dirty little secret?] We definitely need to mark the passing of one year since the Telling of the Tale of The Hanging Danford Balch, our first show at The JLB. [I also want to point out that The Jack London Bar sponsored our two Bigfoot podcasts. We are SO thankful! In addition, Maryhill Winery gave us a bunch of wine for the actual search.]

Cause that’s what we do at Kick Ass Oregon History – we tell tales. Tales that are true, which makes it even better. “Stranger Than Fiction” is the term that gets tossed around quite a bit, and it is indeed apropos. Historians, or maybe I should say GOOD Historians, are able to retell these real events, and hopefully run them through the tools assembled at a novelist’s workbench to make them… well,…, more Kick-Ass!  This is what we do. This is our job (well, our non-paying, not-day, but FUN job). And we hope that you agree that we do it pretty well.

“So Sasquatch?” you rightfully ask, respectfully skeptical Ass Kicker. “Do we even know if Bigfoot is real, for realz?” And that is a great question to ask. In fact, we THANK YOU for asking such a question. And the answer to that question is, to quote Brandt, “well Dude, we just don’t know…”

If we dig deeper behind the methodology of the question, we might wonder that if something is not real, let’s say a One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater, then can it really be called “History?” And I, the Resident Historian of this learned site, counter with a resounding… “Maybe…”

We don’t know if there are Bigfoots. We do know that Native Americans in the area have disparate oral traditions of things that might be considered Bigfoot-esque.  We also know there have been some crazy big prints found, some difficult to identify scat and hair, and almost innumerable sightings reported. But we don’t have a (thank God) Sasquatch in a cage, a body in the woods, or even a portion of the aforementioned to really examine and prove existence definitively. So in a sense, I feel it is a fair statement to proclaim that we don’t have a real history of this beast to present.

But there is NO disputing that there is a phenomenon that is called “Bigfoot.” Thousands of sightings have taken place of this gentle giant of the woods, and he (or the lactating “shes”) have left their imprint on the legacy of Oregon’s History.

It’s like DB Cooper, or UFOs in McMinnville – there is something very Oregon about Bigfoot. He (and the lactating lasses with their pendulous teats) is a cultural icon of the ruggedness, the wildness, indeed the native-ness of our beautiful state. Sasquatch is very Cascadian (in the “Cascadia” political sense) and unique to our area. Just like DBC as an icon of individuality in our rough and unrefined state, Bigfoot is also an individual, but one that is a marker of the health of our forests. As I explain on the podcast, if we HAVE Bigfoots, then everything is stable in our natural world. He is a sigil of the health of the forests. He is the forest messiah. If Bigfoot dies… we’ll I’m drawn to another favorite film of mine when one Dennis Hopper says emphatically, “I mean, what are they going to say, man, when he’s gone, huh? Because he dies, when it dies, man, when it dies, he dies. What are they going to say about him? What, are they going to say?” Imaginary or not, fantasy or reality, hoaxer or hoaxee, in my book, for the sake of Oregon’s natural treasures, Bigfoot MUST be…

I fondly recall the mid/late 1970’s Bigfoot. Living at the time in Spokane, Washington, Big foot was all the rage to us young boys, and it was almost all we talked about. My grandfathers, both grizzled outdoorsmen, would use it as an excuse to hike a little further into the North Idaho woods “I think KREM News reported a Bigfoot up there last week – let’s see if we can go find it.” We ate the shit up, both in the woods and in town, and seemed to be throwing every dollar we could on crappy Bigfoot themed magazines and pulpy “In Search Of” knock off paperbacks. Even the Six Million Dollar Man helped us along that path, with a little (lot of?) help from Andre the Giant.

Bigfoot is a memory of my youth, a happy place I would escape to from the reality of growing up in the impoverished Inland Empire. And I like to think I carried some of that exuberance into our little broadcasts. Please listen. It’s all about Oregon and these muthafuckin’ Bigfoots!

AND… You Ass Kickers haven’t heard yet what orhistory.com’s Investigative Team Sasquatch found in the wilds of Oregon…

Bobwhite Theater digs some Kick Ass Oregon History 6/2+3

May 18, 2012 in Live Event, News, Welcome Page Slideshow

 

On June 2nd and 3rd, The Resident Historian will be performing at the Bobwhite Theater opening. Some other folks will be kickin’ ass as well, including School of Rock, Alialujah Choir and Chervona. DO NOT regret missing this kick ass event! Some more deets will be updated here.

So what’s the deal with this movie house? Built in 1924, the Bobwhite was a classic movie theater that spanned the silent era, and kept going right into the “talkies,” starting in 1930. Films were shown up until the 1980s, and live bands also graced the stage.

The Return of The Bobwhite has got the folks out in FoPo pretty excited, and with good reason. As an event venue on Foster and 65th, it will serve a s a community anchor and hopefully continue to bring exciting and crowd drawing entertainment to the area.

The theater has had a tradition of such accomplishment. In reviewing old Oregonian ads for the auditorium, such notable films as GI Blues with Elvis, 7th Voyage of Sinbad and Bells of Cornnado previously wowed South East Portlanders. In the 1970s, the place became a “chop-socky” house, which was a slang term for Asian martial arts flicks. Apparently some adult themed features were also projected, as you can see from the ad at the end of this missive. With an expanded stage for live bands, The Bobwhite was a real happening place, and with a shit ton of work ahead (and I’m guessing some considerable dough), it could be so once again. Let’s hope that happens!

 

One thread within the story of this hallowed film house has really caught this historian’s attention. In 1990, a fellow named Dale Haskin purchased the Bobwhite for the sole purpose of housing his pipe organ collection. That’s right – he acquired the space for organs. The center piece of his collection was a four manual Robert Morton theater pipe organ originally from San Francisco’s Orpheum Theatre. The Bobwhite was a large enough space to host all of the wooden pipes needed for this behemoth, as well as several other instruments in his collection. Haskin’s story in itself is a Kick Ass tale, and I will be discussing it at my appearance.

I’m really hoping you can join us on the 2nd and 3rd of June at The Bobwhite Theater. The crew there has really done a bang-up job to get the place together. There is still much work to be done, and I am hopeful that all the vision currently possessed can be put into action. It would be a GREAT venue for Portlanders to enjoy, and certainly a unique piece of Kick Ass Oregon History!

 

Hmmmmm… Which feature would you choose to attend at the late 60s, early 70s Bobwhite Theater?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The classics never go out of style, of course…

Where: Bobwhite Theater 6423 SE Foster Road, Portland

When: June 2nd and 3rd, Kick Ass Oregon History is at 4pm each day, but you should check out the other acts too.

 

Photos from here and  here.

Follow up to “Bestiary of The Beaver State”

May 16, 2012 in Live Event, News

If you attended our program at The Jack London Bar last night (5/15/2012), you had a chance to watch a film about Bobbie The Wonder Dog.

I found an advertisement for the film in a July 11th, 1924 copy of the Eugene Register Guard newspaper. It was to be shown at The Heilig Theater, apparantly a silent film auditorium.

And here is a cool link talking about the history of the Heilig Theater. It’s well worth a click-through.

See – this is why you come here. For shit like this.

A true Oregon Hero. Bobbie The Wonder Dog!

KAOH 4.7: Humanity on Wheels LIVE

May 15, 2012 in Kick Ass Oregon History Podcast, Welcome Page Slideshow

In which we learn never to give alcohol to a bus.

Live at the Jack London Bar.

Photos of the event are HERE.

Thanks to Heather from Dorkface Media for the Original Humanity on Wheels poster design used for this podcast episode.   http://dorkfacemedia.com/

A Recap of “The Seventh Day” at 5th Avenue Cinema, 5.11.2012

May 14, 2012 in Live Event, News

My! What an event the showing of “The Seventh Day” at 5th Avenue Cinema truly was!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The evening started out with the 5th Ave’s little used, temperamental 16mm projector (which worked fine on a Tuesday test run) beginning to smoke during a final trial run. It was decided that since the copy of the film we were intending to show was an archival copy (graciously provided by the Portland State University Library’s  Special Collections and University Archives, and a gift of the Tom Taylor Family), an executive decision was made to show a DVD transfer from that same reel that Heather of The 5th Ave had secured from the Library Archives as a back-up. Jason, the projectionist, did everything he could to show the film, but we were not willing to risk damaging such an important piece of of truly ass-kickin’ Oregon History. Jason  and Heather’s efforts are to be commended!

Melissa The Intern had done just a kick ass set for the theater, with deceptions of the Park Blocks on strike, historically accurate hippie era protest signs, and a replica of a real live Barricade – complete with a bottle of Carlo Rossi. It was her attempt to create that May day 42 years ago, move it two blocks away, and drop it into the small auditorium of the 5th Avenue Cinema. I think she was quite successful with her endeavors. [Melissa The Intern also had assistance from Her Intern, Don. Kick Ass Oregon History is so bad ass that our interns have interns. What's your podcast got?] Melissa The Intern DOES NOT fuck around, and we are so lucky to have her working with Kick Ass Oregon History (for basically beer and tacos…).

After obtaining a beverage from the bar in the lobby, attendees came into the theater to the sounds of Josh Feinberg playing his sitar – sending sounds of mellowness over the 60+ attendees. Josh had a really bad cold, but he still came to play for us, and we are so appreciative. His performance would have never revealed his illness, and we really, really enjoyed Josh’s contribution to our evening. I hope we get the chance to work with him in the future. Was there a sitar in Rajneeshpuraum? Hmmmmm… “I’ve an idea, formin’ in me head…”

Every seat in the house had a document from the Portland Police Intelligence Division of an undercover officer’s review of the film at a PSU showing in June of 1970. Also attached was an Oregonian review of the film attached in the file to the officer’s report. It is an important document, and it was paramount to present it at the production. Besides that, the Oregonian review gave a pretty good background of the making of the feature.

The film was shown and enjoyed by all. It was wonderful to be able to enjoy the shots of Portland in May of 1970, to see that central business core, and to witness how much, and maybe really how little, everything has changed. I feel honored to have been able, along with the fantastic partnership of 5th Avenue Cinema, to present this film to the community. It is important, it is relevant, and it is timely. It’s also a GREAT movie! Please view it when you have an opportunity.

Speakers addressed the subject of the film, including The Resident Historian, Professor David Horowitz, and Cathy from the PSU Strike Committee. Hecklers were in the crowd, and disagreed with one point that was mentioned. It was AWESOME to have real-time feedback,  Historiographic Beef, and a chance to disagree with real, live witnesses to the 42 year old event. This is why Medieval Historians are LAME!

A discussion erupted between Occupiers and Old Hippies, about the value of movements, the effectiveness of revolution, and mistakes that were being heeded or ignored. It was a back and forth between Boomers and Hipsters, and us Gen Xers watching from the middle rows of the theater (except for the ones in the back row ["uh-ohhh, oh-oh"], who were imbibing on smuggled in beers and apparently some funny cookies).

It was such a compliment to our website, to the podcast and the events we do, to see this all go down. There was heated discussion exchanged, about some “heavy shit,” and audience members were not holding back. At times, it could have been defined as a little uncomfortable by some viewers. But none the less it was authentic and heart felt, and some real, live dialogue was exchanged. We had not planned that conversation, and honestly had not even anticipated it happening, but we are pretty fucking impressed that it DID happen at OUR event. This was not a vanilla presentation to a pub full of beer sippers, quietly watching the presentation. It was animated, vocal, and energized. There was back and forth between the audience and the presenters. Not to sound all cheesy, but it felt like that exchange reinforced the feeling that history really matters, that history can still be important and relevant. Sometimes it is very easy to forget this sentiment.

The viewing of “The Seventh Day” was a great success, made possible only through the help of our Kick Ass partners and our dear, dear Ass Kickers. Thank you all for coming, all for participating, and all for helping make it a great Kick Ass Oregon History event! We have a few more planned coming up, including “Bigfoots in Oregon” on June 19th at The Jack London Bar at 7:30pm, and we’re working on a bus drinking/ history tour of historic bars of Portland [sponsors interested?]. Check back with this site, or on the Twitter or the Facebook Machine for all the deets!


 

 

 

 

 

Some twitter feeds from the show. First, Joe:

And Sara:

Bestiary of the Beaver State – Live at the Jack London Bar 5/15

May 12, 2012 in Live Event, News

 

Join The Resident Historian down at The Jack London as he talks about an elephants, a drug store in Portland that was also a zoo, a bear chained to a tree and a whole bunch of other wild things. Oh yeah – and a dog that walked a really, really long way.

 

 

I think he’ll show a silent movie too…

Tuesday, 7:30pm at The Jack London Bar. *woof!*

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May 12, 2012 in Projects