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Best Search Terms That Brought People To www.orhistory.com

By oregonhistorian · On September 7, 2012

At orhistory.com, we are sooooo fuckin’ cool, that we use WordPress to thrust ourselves out into those interwebs. And one of the cool admin features of the WordPress is that we can see what terms people type into various search engines to find our humble little site. Each and every day, the inter-elves that crank the WordPress machine put the info out on a neat little table for us.  Really slicker than snot. Here is a recent example.

I like to look at this feature now and again, because I am curious about how real live people find our little site. And let me say right now – a shit-ton of you are a bunch of dirty little fuckers, and you deserve that spanking you are so desperately seeking!

I have complied a list of some of my favorite search terms that directed people to our site. This is an organic list, and as the sickness grows, I will be sure to update it.

Of course, it is quite logical that there are many permutations of “www.orhistory.com” or “Kick Ass Oregon History” such as:

bad ass oregon history

orhistory.come   it’s a bitch to get off of that hotel comforter…

cultural significance of kick-ass

ass history

kick ass oregon ass     OMG I LOVE this one! “Daaammmnnn Baby! That’s one fine Kick Ass Oregon Ass…”

 

And then just “ass.” Oh, and “buses.” And then combining… oh, fuck.. nevermind…

the bus in the ass

bar in ass

double decker in the ass  are you fucking kidding me?

ass short movies

big butt short movie

big ass short movie

doubld in ass in bus  you sick fuck…

3 digs in the ass  I have no idea what this is, but I think you’re a sick fuck too!

ass contest.com

ass porand

built a house up on that ass, that’s an ass…    Yes. A real search. I shit you negatory…

boobies asses bouncing  People really say “boobies?”

double-headed dildo ass to ass fuck    Wow, Dude. That brought you to OUR site?!?

ass-to-ass two-headed dildo competition    Mildly curious as to what the “winner” would “win.” Mildly…

funny dildo ass fucking pervert pics  Like perverted in a funny kinda way…

history of butt fucking   Huh. Sounds almost scholarly.

ass fucking on archives ass ton  So Rad!! It’s like history, but butt sex too! You Kick Ass, weirdo!

black girls with big butt shaking therebooty andhaving sex  Speechless! Fucking speechless!

 

Being known as “The DB Cooper Dudes,” some of these seem quite natural…

kick ass cooper  hells yes!!

db cooper nigga  Fuck yes!!!

db ass   Ok… I’m cool with it…

ass+db   Umm, sure, why not…

ass db.com    Is this a site? Like youarenotok.net?

db ass 2012   uhhhh….

db cooper cake    Fuck Yes!!! I LOVE cake!! AND DBCoopers!

 

You. Sick. Little. Puppies. Apparently with opium…

white women opium dens sex

images of naked beautiful women smoking opium

pictures of white women smoking opium

dominated white wives sex stories   Oh you ARE a pervert!!

females in portland looking for slave   You DESERVE that spanking you sick little bastard!!! ON YOUR KNEES!!!

how much interracial sex went on during slavery   Interesting. Why are you HERE?

 

Strippers!! And breast milk pumps…

lactating stripper portland or

:lactating strippers”

lactating stripper

ladies asses in Oregon    Yes!!!

boobie watching at strip joints    As opposed to a sporting event on the television at the strip joint? Indubitably…

strip clubs and boobies  They usually are inclusive, yeah? Unless we’re talking the Silverado, I guess…

photo of a bigfoot shaking its butt    Oh HELLS Yes!!! And fuckin’ Hot Too!!!

 

And then just random weirdness…

conjugal visit meme

stoned wolf tales

golden wolf fuck    Is that a verb or a noun?

bigfeet’s

the 70s that’s how we rolled    OMG! You are like my superhero!!!

slick rick criminal history

oh ladi dadi, we like to party, we don’t won’t no trouble, we don’t hurt nobody

well la di fuckin da

has snoop dogg had chickenpox

japanese synthetic fiber hair 6 feet long   Yeah, I have no idea… but I bet you’re a fuckin’ sickie too!!!

what maze book featured a maze involving d.b. cooper’s treasure and bigfoot  I have no fucking idea, dude. But i’m glad you found us!

melissa fucking around at a bar   Melissa The Intern!!! Woooo-Hoooo!!!

www.sept. 2012 fuck pics    Is a “fuck pic” ever a “selfie?”

funny white wives fuck pictures    Huh. These pictures are “funny?” I’m intrigued…

wet panties podcast    No dude… you find those on pdxsucks.com

milf wet panties   Oh you sick little fucker, you…

hot polish milf    Like on nails, or from Poland? Is this a thing?

ass milf cougar

milf courger printerest  Is this a thing IRL anyhow?

spanked milf pinterest  I think I’d pin that shit. No, I certainly would…

kick ass milf  The ones in the Salem trailer parks are THE BESTEST!

whitewivessexstories   Huh…

lactating wife  The BEST kind of wife!

her toes is crisping during ass fuck  Just not sure what to do with that one…

drunk women trough urinal  Ok then…

naughty photos of women in stairwells in portland, oregon?

vintage photos of old western whores  Sorry dude.

old men piss in urinals  I sure fucking hope they do.

oldest dildo writer portland ore

oregon you beautiful fucking state

oregon tourism for weed  Far Out, Man…

2 strikes kiss ass find out what a 3rd gets you

And I promise to add more!

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